Surprise Package

[socwkbiker]

For BD, Nico & Todd. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"

"I'm Jim."

"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"

"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"

So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.

"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.

"Is it your brother?"

"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.

When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"

Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.

"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"

Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"

"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.

Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"

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For BD, Nico & Todd. http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"

"I'm Jim."

"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"

"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"

So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.

"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.

"Is it your brother?"

"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.

When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"

Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.

"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"

Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"

"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.

Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"

[basco]

So whats the problem ???

[beezer]

So whats the problem ???

::) I know basco, you had another Nico moment http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif

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[Todd]

Somebody would have to be passin' ammo!!!

[basco]

[quote:04oojay0]So whats the problem ???

::) I know basco, you had another Nico moment http://s2.images.proboards.com/grin.gif[/quote:04oojay0]

I dont know which is worse a Nico moment or a Golden Beezer moment :'(

[Idaho]

That is wrong every way you look at it.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p251/guambomb77/homo_judge.jpg

http://www.housewife1on1.name/tranny-surprise/index.files/tranny_surprise_3x1.jpg

[dakals]

Hold on i need to check what's under my shirt.

[beezer]

2 puppies with pink noses?

[dakals]

How did you know?

[beezer]

I'm clairvoyant

[Todd]

Claire who??? ???

[beezer]

voyant

[Todd]

Knew her sister I think

[dakals]

I think i knew her brother!LOL

http://www.m90.org/gallery/image/titties.jpg

[socwkbiker]

Didn't she have some commercial with Dionne Warwick?

[dakals]

Holy crap!!!!!!!!! That is sooooo wrong. We missed you Nico.

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[socwkbiker]

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That's just wrong...so very wrong.

[beezer]

what the hell?

[fish]

surprise surprise!!!!

[dakals]

Awesome!!!!! That one is gross Nico. You make me proud.

[beezer]

chix with dix? That scwewy wabbit is going to be pleased

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That's just wrong...so very wrong.[/quote:ml0ykhc6]

And I was gonna say that it was kinda sexy....oh well...I'll behave...ewwww gross Nico

[beezer]

she has a big dick for a woman doesn't she?