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05-04-2014, 05:59 AM
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Bad Company
 I read this and it reminded me of a few teenagers that had applied for a job with me. I think this is their national anthem.  I want a new job One that won't spit on me One that will let me sleep in late Or let me go home at three I want a new job One that let's me lay back One that will let me surf for porn And let me play blackjack One that will serve me breakfast Keep me nice and loose One that makes me feel like I'm sniffing on some glue Don't want much to do I want a new job That lets me chill That doesn't demand too much Or requires skill I want a new job Where I can get paid Ten thousand dollars an hour While I get to play all day One that will serve me breakfast Keep me nice and loose One that makes me feel like I'm sniffing on some glue Don't want much to do Don't want much to do baby I want a new job With plenty of perks With hot girls in really short skirts And a boss who isn't a jerk I want a new job With plenty of clout One that gives a three-hour lunch And lets me frolic about One that will serve me breakfast Keep me nice and loose One that makes me feel like I'm sniffing on some glue Don't want much to do
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05-04-2014, 08:49 AM
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After reading that I want one too!
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05-04-2014, 12:56 PM
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05-04-2014, 04:14 PM
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...Well there young and hopeful, Not everyone can have a Government Job !
Those positions are for JUST-US ! |
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05-16-2014, 05:55 PM
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Location: Okotoks, AB, Canada
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Wouldn't that be sung to the tune of "I want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News
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