Spaghetti

10-17-2007, 08:38 PM

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for years. One
night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was
pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she
stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife obeyed,
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On
the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.

**Idaho** · 10-17-2007, 09:39 PM

Revenge is mine. saith the Lord.

dan · 10-18-2007, 07:20 AM

Okay Wolfman, that is another joke that has to go into my book. Thats funny no matter who you are.

dui546 · 10-18-2007, 07:26 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha...

Was his name Bill? Is his wife running for president?

socwkbiker · 10-18-2007, 09:12 AM

flightdoc · 10-18-2007, 04:06 PM

cute

beezer · 10-18-2007, 06:06 PM

10-17-2007, 08:38 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Spaghetti A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.

10-17-2007, 09:39 PM	#2
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Spaghetti Revenge is mine. saith the Lord. __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter

10-18-2007, 07:20 AM	#3
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	Spaghetti Okay Wolfman, that is another joke that has to go into my book. Thats funny no matter who you are.

10-18-2007, 07:26 AM	#4
dui546 Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 342	Spaghetti Hahahahahahahahaha... Was his name Bill? Is his wife running for president?

10-18-2007, 09:12 AM	#5
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10-18-2007, 04:06 PM	#6
flightdoc Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Barrington, New Hampshire Posts: 1,285	Spaghetti cute

10-18-2007, 06:06 PM	#7
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