Ghetto Wedding

[socwkbiker]

A friend sent this to me. It wasn't his wedding, but I'm sure it was interesting.

Okay, someone could have at least disposed of the all the trash in the background before this grand event!


Okay, even though he is not wearing the proper attire, I am assuming this ! is the groom. I am sensing a laid back approach to this grand event. The archway is nice though. It must have been rented and already decorated. Too bad the groom didn't come that way!


Okay, is that her daddy on the left and her grandfather on the right? I mean, people are having kids early these days but come on! I am going to need gramps to close the shirt up... And where in the world did these shirts come from anyway and what made them think they screamed "Wedding Attire?


There's my dining room chair! I've been looking all over for that thing! I see some folks decided not to follow the ! dress c ode of all white. Thank goodness!


WHAT IS THIS ABOUT???!!!! Ok, aside from the stomach peeking out, who told this "queen" that was a wedding dress? Heck, who told her it even matched? I am also going to need them to get rid of that "too old to be holding a pillow" ring bearer. And why the heck are they standing so far away from each other?...maybe it's the stomach!



Don't try to push that poor little girl to take a picture, she is upset that she is even caught up in this hot mess!



What do you think the little girl is thinking now? "Momma, why you make me do this?" (Looks like the groom is thinking the same t! hing!)


Oh Dear God... This is a hot mess!!! Oh yeah, the hat!!!


Martha Stewart, Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines: somebody - anybody - HELP!!! Can't nobody be proud of this! Did we run out of time to frost the cakes? Did we not have the same shape pans to do all three? And why in the world would you put those things on a cake tier? That IS NOT cute! I hope there's some milk around to wash it down! Is that red Kool-Aid in the glass?


Did he cut her leg w! ith his sunglasses? Must have bumped into her mouth and knocked her tooth out too. At least she shaved her legs and had a pedicure on her big toe! Oh, peep the cell phone hanging from his shirt. Is he expecting a call...in the middle of his wedding reception???!!!


Maybe this picture is for the police when she files her domestic battery report.


Okay, these sunglasses get around. Plastic cups and straws that bend for erbody - even the bride! We won't try to guess what's in the cup, but you can bet it's not red Kool-aid! I would comment on the bride's friend in the picture, but I just d! on't ha ve the heart. That must be Shaquisha...Lord, help 'em!

[beezer]

Damn, I missed another party

[blowndodge]

I had a good time!

[beezer]

I did the blonde, she wasn't that good. I think part of the problem was that when she got excited her head started bobbing side to side instead of up and down

<marquee>I have some ghetto friends that just might take offense to that! </marquee>

Tell 'em Ponch!!! You still around Paisan?

A friend sent this to me. It wasn't his wedding, but I'm sure it was interesting.

Okay, someone could have at least disposed of the all the trash in the background before this grand event!


Okay, even though he is not wearing the proper attire, I am assuming this ! is the groom. I am sensing a laid back approach to this grand event. The archway is nice though. It must have been rented and already decorated. Too bad the groom didn't come that way!


Okay, is that her daddy on the left and her grandfather on the right? I mean, people are having kids early these days but come on! I am going to need gramps to close the shirt up... And where in the world did these shirts come from anyway and what made them think they screamed "Wedding Attire?


There's my dining room chair! I've been looking all over for that thing! I see some folks decided not to follow the ! dress c ode of all white. Thank goodness!


WHAT IS THIS ABOUT???!!!! Ok, aside from the stomach peeking out, who told this "queen" that was a wedding dress? Heck, who told her it even matched? I am also going to need them to get rid of that "too old to be holding a pillow" ring bearer. And why the heck are they standing so far away from each other?...maybe it's the stomach!



Don't try to push that poor little girl to take a picture, she is upset that she is even caught up in this hot mess!



What do you think the little girl is thinking now? "Momma, why you make me do this?" (Looks like the groom is thinking the same t! hing!)


Oh Dear God... This is a hot mess!!! Oh yeah, the hat!!!


Martha Stewart, Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines: somebody - anybody - HELP!!! Can't nobody be proud of this! Did we run out of time to frost the cakes? Did we not have the same shape pans to do all three? And why in the world would you put those things on a cake tier? That IS NOT cute! I hope there's some milk around to wash it down! Is that red Kool-Aid in the glass?


Did he cut her leg w! ith his sunglasses? Must have bumped into her mouth and knocked her tooth out too. At least she shaved her legs and had a pedicure on her big toe! Oh, peep the cell phone hanging from his shirt. Is he expecting a call...in the middle of his wedding reception???!!!


Maybe this picture is for the police when she files her domestic battery report.


Okay, these sunglasses get around. Plastic cups and straws that bend for erbody - even the bride! We won't try to guess what's in the cup, but you can bet it's not red Kool-aid! I would comment on the bride's friend in the picture, but I just d! on't ha ve the heart. That must be Shaquisha...Lord, help 'em!