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Old 10-08-2007, 07:06 PM   #1
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband, 'I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

He never heard the shot....
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:26 PM   #3
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You know wolfman, my father always told me that no matter what my date may look like or act like, I must always find something to compliment her on. When I was 16 I went on a blind date on a hot july night and the girl must have weighed 250 lbs. All night long I struggled trying to find something to compliment her on. At the last minute as she was going in her door just before I left I said, " Ya know, For a Fat girl you don't sweat much.............
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:53 AM   #6
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You know wolfman, my father always told me that no matter what my date may look like or act like, I must always find something to compliment her on. When I was 16 I went on a blind date on a hot july night and the girl must have weighed 250 lbs. All night long I struggled trying to find something to compliment her on. At the last minute as she was going in her door just before I left I said, " Ya know, For a Fat girl you don't sweat much.............
How was the 2nd date????
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LOVE IT!!
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Fat girls have feelings too. You just gotta push a little harder
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Beezer...you are just soooooooooo wrong!!!!!!!
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You know what they say, more cushion for the pushin'
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