women can be so insensitive

beezer · 09-12-2007, 07:09 PM

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"

Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of course, dear."
And they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could.....?"

At this point the wife sits up and says,

"Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning ..... you don't.... !!!

Todd · 09-12-2007, 07:32 PM

09-12-2007, 08:57 PM

lol

socwkbiker · 09-12-2007, 10:41 PM

That is soooooo wrong!

unwind2 · 09-13-2007, 08:52 AM

09-21-2007, 09:16 PM

Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are.

09-22-2007, 04:45 AM

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lol

You think that's funny, eh?

09-22-2007, 05:46 PM

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[quote:gloh1tvc]lol

You think that's funny, eh?[/quote:gloh1tvc]

UMmmmmmmm....yes

09-24-2007, 09:59 PM

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You think that's funny, eh?

UMmmmmmmm....yes[/quote:5aobnk50]

Runs in the family? ;)

bluetongue · 09-24-2007, 10:03 PM

Thats is just wrong on so many levels

**Idaho** · 10-04-2007, 10:17 PM

Wrong, yes, but fuuuuuuunnnnnnny. I have tears rolling down my cheecks.

09-12-2007, 07:09 PM	#1
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	women can be so insensitive Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could.....?" At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up in the morning ..... you don't.... !!! __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-12-2007, 07:32 PM	#2
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	women can be so insensitive __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

09-12-2007, 08:57 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	women can be so insensitive lol

09-12-2007, 10:41 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	women can be so insensitive That is soooooo wrong! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

09-13-2007, 08:52 AM	#5
unwind2 Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dyersburg TN Posts: 2,858	women can be so insensitive __________________ Nancy '05 Nomad Blue/Silver Kawanow Member #23 Hubbie-Ken '10 Metalic Black Goldwing

09-21-2007, 09:16 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	women can be so insensitive Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are.

09-24-2007, 10:03 PM	#10
bluetongue Advanced Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: New Caney,Tx Posts: 510	women can be so insensitive Thats is just wrong on so many levels

10-04-2007, 10:17 PM	#11
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	women can be so insensitive Wrong, yes, but fuuuuuuunnnnnnny. I have tears rolling down my cheecks. __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter

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