Ask the Rabbi

socwkbiker · 10-24-2007, 10:45 AM

Ask the Rabbi

No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an
orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to
consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard,
and makes the following Suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While
the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over
you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help
and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband,
"Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave
the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the
same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife
and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting
screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

Todd · 10-24-2007, 12:24 PM

</marquee>

beezer · 10-24-2007, 04:53 PM

yup, take that you schmuck

10-24-2007, 10:45 AM	#1
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Ask the Rabbi Ask the Rabbi No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following Suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!" __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-24-2007, 12:24 PM	#2
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Ask the Rabbi <marquee> </marquee> __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

10-24-2007, 04:53 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Ask the Rabbi yup, take that you schmuck __________________ 2012 FLHTK

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
The Rabbi, Hindu Priest and Lawyer	Yellow Jacket	Lighter Side/Jokes	1	12-09-2007 07:39 PM