Harley Davidson

**ringadingh** · 01-25-2008, 01:21 PM

Harley Davidson
Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?'

Arthur said, 'Yep, that's me.'

God said, 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, 'Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!'

'Hmmm, you have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.'

jussmatt · 01-25-2008, 01:26 PM

Amen! LOL!

01-25-2008, 03:07 PM

lol...good one!

socwkbiker · 01-25-2008, 03:11 PM

That story deserves a beer!

jussmatt · 01-25-2008, 03:17 PM

dakals · 01-25-2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

That story deserves a beer!

Hey i have that same outfit!!!!!!

01-25-2008, 06:15 PM

I'm not sure if that is funny or not..... lemme think about it.

01-25-2008, 06:15 PM

OK... it's funny!

01-25-2008, 06:23 PM

Put it on for us Dakals...then send us all a pic

01-25-2008, 06:24 PM

+ 3972498629863429

dakals · 01-25-2008, 06:26 PM

Dammit Nico i just spit out my dinner on the computer. Thanks buddy!!!!!!

01-25-2008, 06:27 PM

I'm not that kinky.

dakals · 01-25-2008, 06:30 PM

i think you are kinky!!!!! But i will ask SWB and BW to make sure i am right!!!!!

01-25-2008, 06:31 PM

Sure.... ask the gay peanut gallery....

dakals · 01-25-2008, 06:33 PM

Ok i will ask Sue. Sue is your husband kinky? He said he isn't!!!!!

01-25-2008, 01:21 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Harley Davidson Harley Davidson Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?' Arthur said, 'Yep, that's me.' God said, 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, 'Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Yes.' 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!' 'Hmmm, you have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.' __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-25-2008, 01:26 PM	#2
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Harley Davidson Amen! LOL!

01-25-2008, 03:07 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson lol...good one!

01-25-2008, 03:11 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Harley Davidson That story deserves a beer! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-25-2008, 03:17 PM	#5
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Harley Davidson

01-25-2008, 06:15 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson I'm not sure if that is funny or not..... lemme think about it.

01-25-2008, 06:15 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson OK... it's funny!

01-25-2008, 06:23 PM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson Put it on for us Dakals...then send us all a pic

01-25-2008, 06:24 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson + 3972498629863429

01-25-2008, 06:26 PM	#11
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Harley Davidson Dammit Nico i just spit out my dinner on the computer. Thanks buddy!!!!!!

01-25-2008, 06:27 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson I'm not that kinky.

01-25-2008, 06:30 PM	#13
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Harley Davidson i think you are kinky!!!!! But i will ask SWB and BW to make sure i am right!!!!!

01-25-2008, 06:31 PM	#14
Guest Posts: n/a	Harley Davidson Sure.... ask the gay peanut gallery....

01-25-2008, 06:33 PM	#15
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Harley Davidson Ok i will ask Sue. Sue is your husband kinky? He said he isn't!!!!!

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