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Old 03-31-2009, 07:18 PM   #1
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?��?

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.��?

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p***s in the mommy’s va***a. That’s how you get a baby, honey.��? The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p***s in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?��?

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.��?
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:58 PM   #3
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