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01-30-2008, 08:01 AM
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Sperm Sample
An 85 year old man was at the doctor's office and the doctor gave him a clean bottle to go home and collect a sperm sample and bring it back to him tomorrow.
The old gentleman brought the bottle back empty the next day. "What happened ?" asked the doctor. The man replied "Well first I tried with my right hand, then my left hand. Then my wife tried with her left hand and her right hand, then with her mouth - first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out. Then we called the neighbor lady who tried with both hands together, then put it in her armpit, then between her legs." "Wait a minute, you asked your neighbor to help with this?" the doctor asked. "Yep" said the old man. "And none of us could get the lid off of that bottle" What were you thinking? |
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01-30-2008, 10:22 AM
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that's the joke silly....lol...too funny!!
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01-30-2008, 10:47 AM
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that dakals could have easily got the lid off with her mouth??? LOL
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01-30-2008, 12:14 PM
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Not only could she have gotten the lid off with her mouth, she could have just switched over and gotten the sample with a smile.
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