Hooker

**jmorrow** · 10-01-2008, 04:00 PM

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for the hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No,"she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No'," she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No," she says.

'"I pay you $400."

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?''.

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?"

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."

socwkbiker · 10-01-2008, 04:20 PM

basco · 10-01-2008, 09:14 PM

You know thats right

I thought you were going to say on credit baby on credit

**billmac** · 10-01-2008, 11:19 PM

Thats a good one. I have already sent it to a couple of friends that I owe jokes.

**ringadingh** · 10-02-2008, 11:17 PM

LOL

dakals · 10-04-2008, 08:49 PM

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-01-2008, 04:00 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Hooker An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for the hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she replies. In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?" "No,"she says. "I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style." "No'," she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is. "I pay you $300." "No," she says. '"I pay you $400." "No," she says. So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.' She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?''. So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?" The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-01-2008, 04:20 PM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Hooker __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-01-2008, 09:14 PM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Hooker You know thats right I thought you were going to say on credit baby on credit

10-01-2008, 11:19 PM	#4
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Hooker Thats a good one. I have already sent it to a couple of friends that I owe jokes.

10-02-2008, 11:17 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Hooker LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-04-2008, 08:49 PM	#6
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