Southern Baptist Lady

**jmorrow** · 09-29-2008, 06:32 PM

The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.

While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, 'Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?'

'Why yes, that would be nice,' the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of North Carolina

When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, 'Would you like a cocktail before dinner?'

'Oh, no,' said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, 'What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?'

Well, our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, 'Would you like a smoke?'

'Oh my goodness no,' said the woman. 'I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did?'

Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, 'Ahhh .. mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?'

'Sure, that would be nice,' she said in anticipation.

The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.

The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex and perversions imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Southern Belle lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, 'What the hell have I done? He shook her awake and pleaded, 'I've got to ask you one thing, what ever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?'

The lady said, 'The same thing I always tell them, 'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time.

**ringadingh** · 09-29-2008, 09:06 PM

LOL

**ringadingh** · 09-29-2008, 09:08 PM

LOL

basco · 09-29-2008, 10:19 PM

**billmac** · 09-29-2008, 10:27 PM

Mighty fine. I like the way she thinks.

dakals · 09-30-2008, 07:55 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

mmartin · 09-30-2008, 08:55 PM

You gotta love southern women

09-29-2008, 06:32 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Southern Baptist Lady The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, 'Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?' 'Why yes, that would be nice,' the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of North Carolina When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, 'Would you like a cocktail before dinner?' 'Oh, no,' said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, 'What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?' Well, our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, 'Would you like a smoke?' 'Oh my goodness no,' said the woman. 'I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did?' Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, 'Ahhh .. mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?' 'Sure, that would be nice,' she said in anticipation. The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in. The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex and perversions imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Southern Belle lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, 'What the hell have I done? He shook her awake and pleaded, 'I've got to ask you one thing, what ever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?' The lady said, 'The same thing I always tell them, 'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-29-2008, 09:06 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Southern Baptist Lady LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-29-2008, 09:08 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Southern Baptist Lady LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-29-2008, 10:19 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Southern Baptist Lady

09-29-2008, 10:27 PM	#5
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Southern Baptist Lady Mighty fine. I like the way she thinks.

09-30-2008, 07:55 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Southern Baptist Lady LOL!!!!!!!

09-30-2008, 08:55 PM	#7
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Southern Baptist Lady You gotta love southern women

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