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Old 05-05-2011, 01:42 PM   #1
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An elderly man....


An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock -"We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
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An elderly man....

We almost elected one here the other day.
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An elderly man....

We all want to vote for a great person, they just never run for office.
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