The economy is so bad that...

**ringadingh** · 06-27-2010, 07:38 AM

The economy is so bad that...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can' t afford Batteries.
I ordered a burger at McDonald' s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO' s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
My ATM gave me an IOU!
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald' s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn' t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Motel Six won' t leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

**cnc** · 06-27-2010, 08:38 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-27-2010, 08:49 AM

Some people have a brain structured much differently than mine. I could never think up things like that. Those were sure some good ones Steve.

sly · 07-04-2010, 07:30 PM

06-27-2010, 07:38 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The economy is so bad that... The economy is so bad that... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor an American Child' commercials! Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can' t afford Batteries. I ordered a burger at McDonald' s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO' s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. My ATM gave me an IOU! A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald' s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn' t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . Motel Six won' t leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-27-2010, 08:38 AM	#2
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	The economy is so bad that... __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

06-27-2010, 08:49 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The economy is so bad that... Some people have a brain structured much differently than mine. I could never think up things like that. Those were sure some good ones Steve. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-04-2010, 07:30 PM	#4
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	The economy is so bad that... __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

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