First Christmas Joke

**ringadingh** · 11-26-2010, 09:47 PM

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

Stump · 11-26-2010, 10:06 PM

Good one !

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-28-2010, 09:56 AM

I was a little worried about the last guy.

11-26-2010, 09:47 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins...... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-26-2010, 10:06 PM	#2
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	First Christmas Joke Good one ! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

11-28-2010, 09:56 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	First Christmas Joke I was a little worried about the last guy. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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