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Old 09-16-2010, 11:18 PM   #1
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I recently submitted a building permit application for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have had parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to forget about it.

So, I sent the application in again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.

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Old 09-17-2010, 07:57 AM   #2
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Old 09-17-2010, 08:41 AM   #3
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Good thinking Ring, post pix as the project progresses.
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Makes sense.......
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