Flight Fifty Turbulence

Loafer · 04-20-2012, 08:59 AM

Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our
engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water”.

“Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?” asks a little old lady, terrified.
“Yes, I’m afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your
chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs”.
“And if I do this, the sharks won’t eat me any more?” asks the little lady.
“Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won’t enjoy it so much”.

**ringadingh** · 04-20-2012, 10:10 AM

Stump · 04-20-2012, 11:28 AM

Sounds like population control to me.

04-20-2012, 08:59 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Flight Fifty Turbulence Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water”. “Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?” asks a little old lady, terrified. “Yes, I’m afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs”. “And if I do this, the sharks won’t eat me any more?” asks the little lady. “Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won’t enjoy it so much”. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-20-2012, 10:10 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-20-2012, 11:28 AM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Sounds like population control to me. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.