STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

ianicky · 12-03-2008, 12:43 PM

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her bum crack.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

bear · 12-03-2008, 01:00 PM

I hope she was good looking!!!

**jmorrow** · 12-03-2008, 04:12 PM

Gotta love those Aussie's.....

rooster1 · 12-03-2008, 08:29 PM

**ringadingh** · 12-05-2008, 10:05 AM

LOL

12-03-2008, 12:43 PM	#1
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!! With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her bum crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

12-03-2008, 01:00 PM	#2
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE I hope she was good looking!!!

12-03-2008, 04:12 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE Gotta love those Aussie's..... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

12-03-2008, 08:29 PM	#4
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

12-05-2008, 10:05 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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