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Old 02-27-2010, 01:36 AM   #1
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Newly Wed Couple and Sore Peni$

A newly wed couple had so much sex the night of their marriage that the groom ened up with the skin burned off his peni$. He told his new bride he needed to go to the kitchen for a little bit. When he got to the kitchen he was really hurting and decided to soak his sore peni$ in a glass of buttermilk. About this time his bride happens to step in the kitchen and sees him with his peni$ in the glass of buttermilk. She then told him I always wondered how you reloaded those things.
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Ok, somebody pass the screen cleaner!!!
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