Winter

dan · 02-26-2008, 07:11 PM

Ye old winter ye are more the pain of a splinter
How dost I wish you would bloweth away.
Ye sucketh much and ye blow if ye know what I meanth.

You have had your way and worn me to the end,
I am sicketh to death of your snow and your wind.

For souuth I say I mourn for the smell of hay and grass,
and the sound of mufflers and blisters on my ___

I long for the valleys of sun like Nico and BD
But Hark, I cannot go for fear of rampant VD.

Alas I have no say but to dwell in this snowy muck,
Till at last the sun will shine and I will be free to ride again

Okay so I have gone nuts this winter, Yes, Yes I have
Heeeerrrrrsssssss Johnny REDRUM

02-26-2008, 07:15 PM

Me thinks me detects cabin fever.

dan · 02-26-2008, 07:40 PM

Me Thinks You are SOOOOOOOOOO Right

Yellow Jacket · 02-26-2008, 07:50 PM

I am Winter and this is my day.
No time for green, rather the gray.
The earth is resting beneath my blanket of white.
Don’t despair for this is what’s right.
If not for me there would be no Spring.
So bear my burden until the next season I bring.

coon · 02-26-2008, 07:54 PM

Stop; You're scaring me.

jayc · 02-26-2008, 09:18 PM

Winter sucks.

**Idaho** · 02-26-2008, 09:22 PM

250 miles west of here in Boise, it is spring. Temps in the 50's. They are usually at least 3 weeks ahead of this side of the state. I spotted a robin this weekend and on the way home the rock chucks (a groundhog cousin for you Easterners) were out in force in the middle of the state. Sure signs of spring. At least there is hope.

nomadd · 02-26-2008, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Winter sucks.

+1

Todd · 02-26-2008, 10:02 PM

Dan, pass some this way!!!

socwkbiker · 02-26-2008, 10:55 PM

What's winter? ;)

Todd · 02-26-2008, 11:07 PM

Quote:

What's winter? ;)

winter blend....it's what dan is smoking :-/ :-/ :-/

socwkbiker · 02-26-2008, 11:12 PM

Ohhhhhh! Dan, pass that shiit over bro!

dan · 02-27-2008, 07:53 AM

It is only 6:55am and I was just reading your guys responses and I am sitting here lmao. I'm glad I wrote that stupid thing.

gshep · 02-27-2008, 10:22 AM

Mr. Dan, it's time for your medication.
Dan, I know your trapped in the hospital this week, but look on the bright side, the Doc's could have scheduled the tests for June.

P.S. Write us some more poetry

Shep

dan · 02-27-2008, 12:14 PM

lmao at you guys. But really, these winters drive me nuts. I need a ride. Tell ya how bored it's getting around here. I dusted and pledged all the funiture. Did the wash, and ironed just to stay busy. The wife loves it. Hmmmm just noticed a package of my little dogs heart and worm medicine. Wonder if that will give me a ride. LOL. Guess I better not take it, with my luck I would end up neutered and smelling the trunks of tree's. The good news is, if I were neutered, my wife already has me acclimated to that kind of situation.

02-26-2008, 07:11 PM	#1
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	Winter Ye old winter ye are more the pain of a splinter How dost I wish you would bloweth away. Ye sucketh much and ye blow if ye know what I meanth. You have had your way and worn me to the end, I am sicketh to death of your snow and your wind. For souuth I say I mourn for the smell of hay and grass, and the sound of mufflers and blisters on my ___ I long for the valleys of sun like Nico and BD But Hark, I cannot go for fear of rampant VD. Alas I have no say but to dwell in this snowy muck, Till at last the sun will shine and I will be free to ride again Okay so I have gone nuts this winter, Yes, Yes I have Heeeerrrrrsssssss Johnny REDRUM Login or Register to Remove Ads
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02-26-2008, 07:15 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Winter Me thinks me detects cabin fever.
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02-26-2008, 07:40 PM	#3
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	Winter Me Thinks You are SOOOOOOOOOO Right
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02-26-2008, 07:50 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Winter I am Winter and this is my day. No time for green, rather the gray. The earth is resting beneath my blanket of white. Don’t despair for this is what’s right. If not for me there would be no Spring. So bear my burden until the next season I bring. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009
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02-26-2008, 07:54 PM	#5
coon Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hideaway, TX Posts: 62	Winter Stop; You're scaring me. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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02-26-2008, 09:18 PM	#6
jayc Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bristol, CT Posts: 523	Winter Winter sucks. __________________ 2005 Black/Silver Nomad "Kaw Cow" (sold) 2012 Candy Lime Green Vaquero the "Hulk" 2007 Road King Peace Makers LEMC
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02-26-2008, 09:22 PM	#7
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Winter 250 miles west of here in Boise, it is spring. Temps in the 50's. They are usually at least 3 weeks ahead of this side of the state. I spotted a robin this weekend and on the way home the rock chucks (a groundhog cousin for you Easterners) were out in force in the middle of the state. Sure signs of spring. At least there is hope. __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter
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02-26-2008, 10:02 PM	#9
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Winter Dan, pass some this way!!! __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC
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02-26-2008, 10:55 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Winter What's winter? ;) __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
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02-26-2008, 11:12 PM	#12
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Winter Ohhhhhh! Dan, pass that shiit over bro! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
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02-27-2008, 07:53 AM	#13
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	Winter It is only 6:55am and I was just reading your guys responses and I am sitting here lmao. I'm glad I wrote that stupid thing.
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02-27-2008, 10:22 AM	#14
gshep Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 283	Winter Mr. Dan, it's time for your medication. Dan, I know your trapped in the hospital this week, but look on the bright side, the Doc's could have scheduled the tests for June. P.S. Write us some more poetry Shep
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02-27-2008, 12:14 PM	#15
dan Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Alton, IL Posts: 174	Winter lmao at you guys. But really, these winters drive me nuts. I need a ride. Tell ya how bored it's getting around here. I dusted and pledged all the funiture. Did the wash, and ironed just to stay busy. The wife loves it. Hmmmm just noticed a package of my little dogs heart and worm medicine. Wonder if that will give me a ride. LOL. Guess I better not take it, with my luck I would end up neutered and smelling the trunks of tree's. The good news is, if I were neutered, my wife already has me acclimated to that kind of situation.
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