Thought's for the Day.....

[jmorrow]

A lot of the statements below have an amusing twist that has a lot of truth to them..

Male vs. Female
NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw a $20,even
though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none
will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man has 5 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,a bar
of soap and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE (Too true to be considered humorous)
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed (or so they think).
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments,
romances, best friends, favorite foods, secrets, fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Any married man should forget his mistakes.There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

AND FINALLY....
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules,
jackasses and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws." The fight is now officially on again!!

[dakals]

How true!!!!!!!LOL

[coacha]

+1

[ringadingh]

Some true statements.