Blonde Mortician

Yellow Jacket · 10-01-2014, 03:15 PM

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blond mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blond mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blond mortician returns her blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blond says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So...

... I just switched the heads.'

**ringadingh** · 10-01-2014, 07:39 PM

Always taking the easy way out....

Silent Sam · 10-01-2014, 08:07 PM

..Gotta love those...mid-eastern immigrants !...

...............yea I know.. I'm over the line ---AGAIN !

bendusty · 10-02-2014, 07:51 AM

Yellow Jacket, you have done it. That's one I haven't seen before.

10-01-2014, 03:15 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Blonde Mortician A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blond mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blond mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly... She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blond mortician returns her blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blond says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So... ... I just switched the heads.' __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-01-2014, 07:39 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Always taking the easy way out.... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-01-2014, 08:07 PM	#3
Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	..Gotta love those...mid-eastern immigrants !... ...............yea I know.. I'm over the line ---AGAIN !

10-02-2014, 07:51 AM	#4
bendusty Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Watkinsville, GA Posts: 186	Yellow Jacket, you have done it. That's one I haven't seen before.