DOES HE HAVE A VOCABULARY OR WHAT....?

[wompus]

For the few of you who have missed him, R. Lee Ermey is

the host of The History Channel's " Mail Call " and played the Drill

Instructor in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket. " He recently played the

totally unsympathetic psychiatrist in a GIECO commercial. He is a retired

Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So,

for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey

at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the Marine in

Iraq who shot an Iraqi insurgent to death.



ANYWAY, THE STORY GOES:

We pick up as a reporter asks about " how this potential war crime will affect our image in the world ":



Ermey: "WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?"



Reporter 1: "Well, sir I think...."



Ermey: "THINK, FANCY BOY ??! GET THIS THROUGH THAT

SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU

THINK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, sh*tHEAD.

SO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN

PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!



NEXT QUESTION: YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT."



Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations is important ?



Ermey: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED

MYSELF TO SLEEP WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME g*d**nED FRENCH PANSY THINKS! OH

THE DAYS I HAVE HAD TO WEEP, BECAUSE SOME sh*t EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG

MIGHT BE MAD AT US, BECAUSE WE WENT INTO WHATEVER GOD FORSAKEN HOLE IN THE

sh*t THAT HE LIVES IN AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION

IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING JACKASS? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND

WHEN YOU ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR

STINKING CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABL E TO BURY

YOUR SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE

PROBABLY AFRAID, THINK ING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I

NEED TO BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY

ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON
MAMMA'S TIT! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT? NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND KICK THE
LIVING sh*t OUT OF YOU!!



NEXT QUESTION: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE, LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS HIDEOUS!"



Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by.."



Ermey: "FREEDOM? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT

FREEDOM? I HAVE SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS

NATION! WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE sh*t-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN

WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU

HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK

THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM

AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM

CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB-NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC,

ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY

OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-sh*t

PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!

NEXT QUESTION.



Reporter 3: "I...I.."




Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, NUMB NUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER
WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY HOLE IN THAT sh*t-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR

THE REST OF YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM

BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"



Marine DI's have a language all their own. God bless them all.

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[canedriver]

I had the pleasure of meeting him a few years ago. Guy is a first class nice guy. It was an absolute trip having him go into gunnery mode in the middle of a conversation.

[Loafer]

I bet he knows what leaves to use in the woods.

[canedriver]

Hell he would probably demonstrate it LOLing at the members scratching there heads at your comment

[Loafer]

Originally Posted by canedriver

Hell he would probably demonstrate it LOLing at the members scratching there heads at your comment

[Dave]

False!

The only thing missing is, "Please pass this on." at the end.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/ermey.asp

[cactusjack]

There's nothing quite like a Marine Drill Instructor. R. Lee Ermey is the real deal, a real "gunny". Right, Bud?

[Dave]

Like this Marine?

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Full Metal Jacket was one great movie. Enjoyed the Geico commercial.

[ringadingh]

He was quite a character.