I See An Old Woman

rooster1 · 05-21-2009, 03:53 PM

A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"

She turns to her husband and says... "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"

He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

**BudMan** · 05-21-2009, 08:08 PM

His eyesight will be good too, once the swelling goes down

**Kawhead** · 05-22-2009, 12:41 AM

ick ick ick ick

05-21-2009, 03:53 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	I See An Old Woman A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says... "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself" He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

05-21-2009, 08:08 PM	#2
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05-22-2009, 12:41 AM	#3
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