Dump Male Flight Attendants

socwkbiker · 08-31-2007, 11:38 AM

Dump the male flight attendants

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

blowndodge · 08-31-2007, 11:41 AM

"Why do I still have to do everything myself?" Is that why they call you "one armed Willie?"

08-31-2007, 11:46 AM

My friend was recently on a flight and overheard one of the male flight attendants ask one of the female flight attendants in a gay tone of voice "Do you have a tampon?....I'm getting some seepage!"

socwkbiker · 08-31-2007, 12:00 PM

basco · 08-31-2007, 12:11 PM

that right there is sick i dont care who ya are :-[

Todd · 08-31-2007, 10:05 PM

YYEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

09-01-2007, 04:03 AM

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BD

09-01-2007, 06:19 AM

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

dragon57 · 09-01-2007, 06:46 AM

That's just Wrong !.....

09-01-2007, 09:00 AM

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08-31-2007, 11:38 AM	#1
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Dump Male Flight Attendants Dump the male flight attendants Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-31-2007, 11:41 AM	#2
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Dump Male Flight Attendants "Why do I still have to do everything myself?" Is that why they call you "one armed Willie?" __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

08-31-2007, 11:46 AM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Dump Male Flight Attendants My friend was recently on a flight and overheard one of the male flight attendants ask one of the female flight attendants in a gay tone of voice "Do you have a tampon?....I'm getting some seepage!"

08-31-2007, 12:00 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Dump Male Flight Attendants __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-31-2007, 12:11 PM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Dump Male Flight Attendants that right there is sick i dont care who ya are :-[

08-31-2007, 10:05 PM	#6
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Dump Male Flight Attendants YYEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!! __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

09-01-2007, 06:19 AM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	Dump Male Flight Attendants EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

09-01-2007, 06:46 AM	#9
dragon57 Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Gainesville, Ga Posts: 377	Dump Male Flight Attendants That's just Wrong !.....

09-01-2007, 09:00 AM	#10
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