OPENING the DOOR

rooster1 · 11-20-2008, 05:01 PM

:)John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could
open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes
love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some
examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a
guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that
means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is
if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that
means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then Jill
said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" John proceeds to say,
"Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

fish · 11-20-2008, 05:05 PM

**jmorrow** · 11-21-2008, 03:32 AM

**ringadingh** · 11-21-2008, 09:50 AM

:-* :-* :-*

BandC · 11-21-2008, 10:55 AM

Fast thinker!! :)

11-20-2008, 05:01 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	OPENING the DOOR :)John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me." "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" John proceeds to say, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

11-20-2008, 05:05 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	OPENING the DOOR __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

11-21-2008, 03:32 AM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	OPENING the DOOR __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-21-2008, 09:50 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	OPENING the DOOR :-* :-* :-* __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-21-2008, 10:55 AM	#5
BandC Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Iron Range, Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,288	OPENING the DOOR Fast thinker!! :) __________________ 2005 Blk/Silver Nomad (Sold) VBA #00671

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