Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates

**wompus** · 06-01-2011, 11:17 AM

When Osama Bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama Bin Laden with a long cane and snarled "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

Osama Bin Laden lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Osama Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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Loafer · 06-01-2011, 01:11 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-01-2011, 02:15 PM

Surprise.

**billmac** · 06-01-2011, 03:30 PM

Funny, I never saw the punch line coming. I knew there could be a problem for Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates.

tombstone · 06-01-2011, 04:46 PM

That's a good one! If there is any justice in what ever after life is in store for us, osama and his ilk will never see anything even remotely like unto the Pearly Gates.

Stump · 06-02-2011, 10:30 AM

Love this , would serve him right if there is any justice at all.

06-01-2011, 11:17 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates When Osama Bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama Bin Laden with a long cane and snarled "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader. Osama Bin Laden lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Osama Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?" . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

06-01-2011, 01:11 PM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

06-01-2011, 02:15 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates Surprise. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-01-2011, 03:30 PM	#4
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates Funny, I never saw the punch line coming. I knew there could be a problem for Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates.

06-01-2011, 04:46 PM	#5
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates That's a good one! If there is any justice in what ever after life is in store for us, osama and his ilk will never see anything even remotely like unto the Pearly Gates.

06-02-2011, 10:30 AM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates Love this , would serve him right if there is any justice at all. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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