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12-26-2009, 08:25 PM | #1 |
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Motorcycle stopped for Speeding
• A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license? • Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. • Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? • Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. • Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? • Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? • Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. • Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!? • Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation: • Captain: Sir, can I see your license? • Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. • Captain: Who's motorcycle is this? • Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. • Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? • Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. • Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. • Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. • Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. • Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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12-26-2009, 11:21 PM | #2 |
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Motorcycle stopped for Speeding
I'll have to try that someday, I'll let you know how it worked out from jail.
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12-27-2009, 10:45 AM | #3 |
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Motorcycle stopped for Speeding
Hope Dan reads this !!!! lol!!!!
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12-27-2009, 04:23 PM | #4 |
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Motorcycle stopped for Speeding
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12-27-2009, 04:59 PM | #5 |
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01-06-2010, 02:47 AM | #6 |
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Motorcycle stopped for Speeding
Maybe I'll try that one some day.
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