The moral of the story

mick56 · 05-01-2017, 04:59 PM

True story. Someone was driving past Fawley village,on the way to the beach.A black cat ran across the road,and he heard a thump,so thinking he had hit it,he stopped.He walked back,looking on the grass on the left,and found the cat.It was just laying there in the long grass,motionless,but breathing really hard.Full of remorse,and not really knowing what to do,he decided it was best to put it out of its misery.He went back to his van and got a huge spanner,and with great remorse,he twatted the cat over the head,and killed it.Almost immediately,as the cat let out a squeel,a woman stuck her head over the fence of one of the houses that back onto the road.She started screaming at him,calling him a murderer,and saying she was going to call the police.After spending ages trying to assure her that he only did what he thought was best for the cat,he drove home.That night a policeman tapped his door,and having explained,the bloke was asked to come outside to look at his van.After opening the bonnet,the policeman shone his torch inside,to reveal a pretty well fucked up black cat, wrapped around the driveshaft.It turned out that the black cat on the grass verge,was just snoring away in the sunshine,when he was twatted to death with a 7/8th Whitworth spanner.Lesson no 1,take fuck all for granted.:)

05-01-2017, 04:59 PM	#1
mick56 Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: The Newforest, England Posts: 4,664	The moral of the story True story. Someone was driving past Fawley village,on the way to the beach.A black cat ran across the road,and he heard a thump,so thinking he had hit it,he stopped.He walked back,looking on the grass on the left,and found the cat.It was just laying there in the long grass,motionless,but breathing really hard.Full of remorse,and not really knowing what to do,he decided it was best to put it out of its misery.He went back to his van and got a huge spanner,and with great remorse,he twatted the cat over the head,and killed it.Almost immediately,as the cat let out a squeel,a woman stuck her head over the fence of one of the houses that back onto the road.She started screaming at him,calling him a murderer,and saying she was going to call the police.After spending ages trying to assure her that he only did what he thought was best for the cat,he drove home.That night a policeman tapped his door,and having explained,the bloke was asked to come outside to look at his van.After opening the bonnet,the policeman shone his torch inside,to reveal a pretty well fucked up black cat, wrapped around the driveshaft.It turned out that the black cat on the grass verge,was just snoring away in the sunshine,when he was twatted to death with a 7/8th Whitworth spanner.Lesson no 1,take fuck all for granted.:) __________________ when this you see, remember me, and bear me in your mind, let all the world say what they may, speak of me as you find.