The Kiss

**wompus** · 01-26-2011, 01:02 PM

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give

me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous."

.

"Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

tombstone · 01-26-2011, 01:41 PM

Your on a roll WOMPUS!! Another good one.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-26-2011, 02:11 PM

deadant · 01-26-2011, 03:19 PM

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

**ringadingh** · 01-26-2011, 06:42 PM

LOL

01-26-2011, 01:02 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	The Kiss A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous." . "Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-26-2011, 01:41 PM	#2
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	The Kiss Your on a roll WOMPUS!! Another good one.

01-26-2011, 02:11 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Kiss __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-26-2011, 03:19 PM	#4
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	The Kiss I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

01-26-2011, 06:42 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Kiss LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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