Jobs I Have Tried

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-09-2010, 10:01 PM

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

lw · 08-10-2010, 04:23 AM

as the song says: ... "but I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer."

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-10-2010, 08:03 AM

I've drank my share of beers through the years Larry. I once was one of the best at that.

Loafer · 08-10-2010, 09:39 AM

That was worth reading

Stump · 08-11-2010, 07:07 PM

now that was a good one ,liked it alot .

08-09-2010, 10:01 PM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Jobs I Have Tried 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-10-2010, 04:23 AM	#2
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	Jobs I Have Tried as the song says: ... "but I'm pretty good at drinkin' beer."

08-10-2010, 08:03 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Jobs I Have Tried I've drank my share of beers through the years Larry. I once was one of the best at that. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-10-2010, 09:39 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Jobs I Have Tried That was worth reading __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

08-11-2010, 07:07 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Jobs I Have Tried now that was a good one ,liked it alot . __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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