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Old 09-11-2007, 04:16 AM   #31
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Doc, don't you dare feel bad about being a small animal vet. Napoleon was very small and yet he left quite a legacy. It don't matter how small you are,,, STAND TALL DOC.
That's right Doc. Put on your platform shoes and your baggy pants and stand tall like Travolta. Before you know it it'll feel natural to you. Oh, and don't forget your favorite BeeGees album
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:13 PM   #32
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SWB i could always use a navigator
do you have a police scanner
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:54 PM   #33
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Worked for Grumman / Vought aircraft for 17 years. Then in 04, they we to close the Stuart Florida plant and relocate the work to Dallas Tx.
There are two plants, Marshall street and Jefferson Ave.
Kept getting the run around about our relocation package so, I work now for the county property appraisers office.
Now here is the kicker. Things changed and some of the work that went to Dallas is coming BACK here and the place is staying open!! I'm seeing if I can get back to my old job and not just a new hire.
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:08 PM   #34
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I work in the porn industry. I keep the wimmen excited before they go in front of the camera.
Ah...so Beez, you're a titty-tweeker. Who do you tweek for....JaLo?
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:15 PM   #35
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I'm a Motivational Speaker....I live in a van down by the river.
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:39 PM   #36
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Offering ladies the opportunity to demonstrate their pride in themselves by taking a dip wearing only a white tank top?
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:10 PM   #37
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Any relation to Neil?
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Old 09-13-2007, 11:06 PM   #38
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!


<marquee>Well LaDee Freekin' Da!!!!!!!!!!! </marquee>
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:21 PM   #39
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I'm likin' that two tone silver and black that looks sharp! Wanta switch?
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:23 PM   #40
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Sorry brother Wolf, that's all mine.
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:56 PM   #41
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:'(
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Old 09-26-2007, 08:37 PM   #42
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I fought crime for 37 years but then got a rip in my cape. I was forced into retirement for destruction of public property.
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:17 AM   #43
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You put some crackhead through a window as he was trying to rob from some little old biker lady?
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:56 AM   #44
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I was asked that question just recently. Stopped in at the Harley shop to pick up one of those suspension no-loss pumps but got caught looking at a Road King by a hungry-looking salesman . He says, "Looks good, huh?" I'm thinking, "Not as good as my Nomad," but I just nod. He says, "Listen to this," and starts it up to play the music of burning testosterone.

"Anybody can drive a sports car," he says, "But when you ride one of these, everybody notices, especially . . ." and he looked around and leaned in to me "especially The Babes."

"Yeah, so I hear."

He extends his hand. "I'm Jim." I shake his hand. "I'm Neill."

"What do you do for a livin' Neill?"

"I'm a Presbyterian minister, Jim."

He got this deer-in-the-headlights look, then opened his mouth, but nothing came out. Finally, he says, "You wouldn't believe the gas mileage these babies get."
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:09 AM   #45
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they must go to a harley sales school. i got the same speech
he told me riding a harley was a life style i told him i grew up and out of that life style years back
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