Small p***s

**ringadingh** · 07-02-2009, 07:49 AM

'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

fish · 07-02-2009, 07:52 AM

I don't get it ;) :-[

vidornomad · 07-02-2009, 12:52 PM

Too funny, made me want to laugh.

**Cajunrider** · 07-02-2009, 02:02 PM

:'(

beezer · 07-02-2009, 06:17 PM

thatz nutz

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-22-2009, 10:52 PM

Remember it's not the size that counts.

07-02-2009, 07:49 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Small ps* 'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?' 'It's swollen,' Fred replied. She ran out of the room. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-02-2009, 07:52 AM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Small ps* I don't get it ;) :-[ __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

07-02-2009, 12:52 PM	#3
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	Small ps* Too funny, made me want to laugh.

07-02-2009, 02:02 PM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Small ps* :'( __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

07-02-2009, 06:17 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Small ps* thatz nutz __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-22-2009, 10:52 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Small ps* Remember it's not the size that counts. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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