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04-03-2012, 08:35 AM | #1 |
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Saying The Right Thing At The Right Time
A man woke up in the morning with a headache and saw a rose, an Aspirin, water
and a note on the bed side table written on it: ‘Breakfast is on the table I am off to the store”. When he went down stairs he saw his son and asked him what happened last night. His son said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled ‘get off me lady i am married!’ ” Getting drunk: $65 Calling a cab when your to drunk: $21.50. Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.
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04-03-2012, 11:42 AM | #2 |
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Did you get that from Mike? You're gonna piss in someone's Cheerio's (I hope).
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04-03-2012, 12:33 PM | #3 |
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Actually I found that one.
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04-03-2012, 05:00 PM | #4 |
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I never get that kind of treatment when I come home drunk.
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