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10-21-2008, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas
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sex life
A farmer and his wife were outside in their field and saw a spaceship land. Out of this spaceship came two strange creatures and one said: "Hello earthlings, we are here to find out your human sex life. Will you swap for a day? "The farmer and his wife agreed. The next morning, the farmer asked his wife,” What happened?" His wife replied,” It was the best sex I ever had; when he turned his left ear, his dick grew to 16 inches long; and when he turned his right ear, It grew as fat as a sausage.” Then the farmer screamed,” Well no wonder that bitch tried to rip my ears off!"
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Jim (Dooley) Morrow  Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146 
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