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10-14-2008, 03:01 PM | #1 |
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Poor Ralph
Poor Ralph
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm go nna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell..... Ralph! Wake up. You **** the bed!' |
10-14-2008, 03:06 PM | #2 |
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Poor Ralph
LMAO!!!! You owe me a new keyboard and monitor!
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10-14-2008, 06:16 PM | #3 |
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Poor Ralph
LMAO
Lesson learned; do not drink and read at the same time while reading some of this stuff, you could choke and waste a good beer. |
10-14-2008, 07:16 PM | #4 |
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Poor Ralph
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-14-2008, 09:37 PM | #5 |
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Poor Ralph
Again Ralph
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10-14-2008, 11:06 PM | #6 |
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Poor Ralph
Thats funny!
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10-17-2008, 05:18 PM | #7 |
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Poor Ralph
Almost as good as the guy who bowed out of the fishig trip, huh?
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10-19-2008, 02:50 AM | #8 |
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Poor Ralph
Lmao thats funny
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