Hog rider made me laugh today.

wheelie · 05-28-2010, 10:04 PM

So there I was filling up the Nomad at my favorite station along the route 16. I heard a straight pipe hog coming from the east. There he was, all feet up on the highway pegs, too tall ape hangers jamming down the road. His pack was dragging along behind him. It looked so cool flopping around twisting in the wind and bouncing off the pavement. He looked over at me and nodded I, gas hose in hand just nodded back. My wife said maybe he had his ol' ladies head in it.

**krash** · 05-28-2010, 10:26 PM

LMAO

Probly a bag full of HD swag

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-28-2010, 11:16 PM

Some of those guys are something else. Good story.

hammer · 05-28-2010, 11:17 PM

Good one.

bobhamlin · 05-29-2010, 06:29 AM

Well, from someone who had a hardbag decide to hop off at around 50 mph, I DO feel some sympathy for the guy.

I mean, if that kind of stuff can happen to Nomad owners...

sonny · 05-29-2010, 07:09 AM

Maybe his Ol' Lady was wearing the pack and decided she had had all the possing she could stand.
Thanks for your time

**Top Cat** · 05-29-2010, 09:16 AM

OK, he was ridin' a Harley. All Harley riders are not aholes and some metric riders are aholes.
I think he was just enjoying the ride as he did nod to you.
I would have tried to let him know his pack was falling off some how. Don't know how, probably wave real fast and point behind his bike if possible.
But hey, that's just my opinion.

bobhamlin · 05-29-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sonny

Maybe his Ol' Lady was wearing the pack and decided she had had all the possing she could stand.
Thanks for your time

Wouldn't that have been ironic if he had been wearing the "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off!" shirt.

metalman · 05-29-2010, 09:15 PM

My brief case fell off my bike and was dragged down the road by the bungie cord for a while before I realized what happened. Good thing it is an American Tourister, because they used to test them by letting gorillas play with them.

skeeter · 05-29-2010, 09:47 PM

woulda pointed. it is funny that he was oblivious.

hows that Pastor G? I exercised my vocabulary.

**Kawhead** · 05-29-2010, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bobhamlin

Well, from someone who had a hardbag decide to hop off at around 50 mph, I DO feel some sympathy for the guy.

I mean, if that kind of stuff can happen to Nomad owners...

thats the reason I try not to laugh at something like that, "cause eventually I do something that out dose that and give him something to post on a HOG board. It's hard not to snicker now.

wheelie · 05-29-2010, 11:05 PM

Had I not had gas running into my tank I would have done everything I could to have alerted him. There was no way he was going to hear me over those drag pipes, as it was I was helpless and saw the humor in the situation. I didn't say anything about the guy being an ahole. Being an ahole has nothing to do with what you ride. If that was the case and seeing how my last bike was a HD, who knows I may have a little residual ahole left in my system. We all have done crap like that for the entertainment of others. It just happened to be his turn.

cactusjack · 05-29-2010, 11:13 PM

Yeah, but I'll bet he looked cool doing it!

**krash** · 05-30-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kawhead

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobhamlin

Well, from someone who had a hardbag decide to hop off at around 50 mph, I DO feel some sympathy for the guy.

I mean, if that kind of stuff can happen to Nomad owners...

thats the reason I try not to laugh at something like that, "cause eventually I do something that out dose that and give him something to post on a HOG board. It's hard not to snicker now.

Thats the reason I laugh at something like that, cause I will do something that out does that and it will give him something to post on a HOG board.

**ringadingh** · 05-30-2010, 02:26 PM

Im sure someone alerted him later on, I see a guy who had a spare helmet strapped on the back seat, it slid off to the side and was rubbing on his back tire, it was smoking nicely when he went by the opposite direction.

05-28-2010, 10:04 PM	#1
wheelie Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Neoga, IL Posts: 433	Hog rider made me laugh today. So there I was filling up the Nomad at my favorite station along the route 16. I heard a straight pipe hog coming from the east. There he was, all feet up on the highway pegs, too tall ape hangers jamming down the road. His pack was dragging along behind him. It looked so cool flopping around twisting in the wind and bouncing off the pavement. He looked over at me and nodded I, gas hose in hand just nodded back. My wife said maybe he had his ol' ladies head in it. __________________ You never slow down you never grow old VBA #656 Black 2007 1600 Nomad Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-28-2010, 10:26 PM	#2
krash Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sutton West Virginia Posts: 430	Hog rider made me laugh today. LMAO Probly a bag full of HD swag __________________ Rick (Krash) Kestner Sutton, West Virginia VBA #01448 2008 Metallic Ocean Blue / Neutron Silver *the coolest colors*
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05-28-2010, 11:16 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Hog rider made me laugh today. Some of those guys are something else. Good story. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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05-28-2010, 11:17 PM	#4
hammer Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,329	Hog rider made me laugh today. Good one. __________________ Hammer aka CrocHammer KawaNow#00988, VROC#26389, VR#2202 Abbotsford, BC, Canada 2006 Black Nomad
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05-29-2010, 06:29 AM	#5
bobhamlin Advanced Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Thurmont MD Posts: 760	Hog rider made me laugh today. Well, from someone who had a hardbag decide to hop off at around 50 mph, I DO feel some sympathy for the guy. I mean, if that kind of stuff can happen to Nomad owners... __________________ Bob Hamlin RC PGR '06 VN1600D6F Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-29-2010, 07:09 AM	#6
sonny Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Livingston,La. (Colyell) Posts: 381	Hog rider made me laugh today. Maybe his Ol' Lady was wearing the pack and decided she had had all the possing she could stand. Thanks for your time __________________ '01 carbed Nomad
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05-29-2010, 09:16 AM	#7
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	Hog rider made me laugh today. OK, he was ridin' a Harley. All Harley riders are not aholes and some metric riders are aholes. I think he was just enjoying the ride as he did nod to you. I would have tried to let him know his pack was falling off some how. Don't know how, probably wave real fast and point behind his bike if possible. But hey, that's just my opinion. __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4]
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05-29-2010, 09:15 PM	#9
metalman Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: KY (summer) - FL (winter) Posts: 144	Hog rider made me laugh today. My brief case fell off my bike and was dragged down the road by the bungie cord for a while before I realized what happened. Good thing it is an American Tourister, because they used to test them by letting gorillas play with them.
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05-29-2010, 09:47 PM	#10
skeeter Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kerrville Tx Posts: 1,713	Hog rider made me laugh today. woulda pointed. it is funny that he was oblivious. hows that Pastor G? I exercised my vocabulary. __________________ Robert(skeeter)Dozier 07 Red&Titanium Nomad 81 Suzuki 850GL KawaNow pre#
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05-29-2010, 11:05 PM	#12
wheelie Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Neoga, IL Posts: 433	Hog rider made me laugh today. Had I not had gas running into my tank I would have done everything I could to have alerted him. There was no way he was going to hear me over those drag pipes, as it was I was helpless and saw the humor in the situation. I didn't say anything about the guy being an ahole. Being an ahole has nothing to do with what you ride. If that was the case and seeing how my last bike was a HD, who knows I may have a little residual ahole left in my system. We all have done crap like that for the entertainment of others. It just happened to be his turn. __________________ You never slow down you never grow old VBA #656 Black 2007 1600 Nomad
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05-29-2010, 11:13 PM	#13
cactusjack Mega-Contributor Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever! Posts: 21,926	Hog rider made me laugh today. Yeah, but I'll bet he looked cool doing it! __________________ Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Crescent City '11\|Kanab '12\|Antlers '12\|Estes Park '13\|Antlers '13\|Orofino '14\|The Dalles '17
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05-30-2010, 02:26 PM	#15
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Hog rider made me laugh today. Im sure someone alerted him later on, I see a guy who had a spare helmet strapped on the back seat, it slid off to the side and was rubbing on his back tire, it was smoking nicely when he went by the opposite direction. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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