Unfortunate Accident

05-08-2010, 10:47 PM

Well, I spent almost the whole day today on the bike. Met my son and daughter-in-law this morning at my office. When we were getting ready to leave, I mounted the Nomad, kinda plopped into the seat, and then it happened.... I sat on my testicles. Not only was it painful, but trying to hide that pain from observers was a huge challenge. So, as a piece of advice, don't plop, ease ,oh so gently, down into the seat. Especially if you have spectators, an if you are over 50!!

sly · 05-08-2010, 10:54 PM

, gonna have to change your "name" to painful

, get well soon, apply ice (cold bottle o beer will do too)

**ringadingh** · 05-09-2010, 05:57 AM

I hate it when that happens.

damark115 · 05-09-2010, 05:21 PM

Happens more than I like. Only 46. Can't imagine when I hit 60.

skiman · 05-09-2010, 06:06 PM

Sounds like you need one of these

05-09-2010, 07:55 PM

Ya know, skiman, that just might be the ticket!! ROFL !!

**Cajunrider** · 05-09-2010, 09:18 PM

Frank, sounds like you need a "nut bra".

A quick check for damage is to lay flat on your back in a full tub of bath water. If they float, go get them checked. ::)

05-09-2010, 09:46 PM

I'm not quite in the same shape as the bull in "Wild Hogs", but I'll pass on the nut bra. Looks too uncomfortable. I'll take my chances on not sitting on them.

patmahoney · 05-11-2010, 09:13 AM

ROFLMAO

Hope you feel better soon.
Sorry I don't normally get pleasure from others pain, but....

05-11-2010, 02:37 PM

Hey, you shoulda been there. ;)

oldbikers · 05-11-2010, 06:49 PM

Been there done that and that is one thing I can remember :'(

radco · 05-11-2010, 08:08 PM

The Nut Bra works.. KEEPs my Boys safe:)

dougster · 05-11-2010, 10:39 PM

As General MacAulliffe said, "Aw, Nuts!"

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-11-2010, 11:59 PM

Plopping down like that makes you sort of plop up rather quickly though.

lw · 05-15-2010, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlabamaNomadRider

Plopping down like that makes you sort of plop up rather quickly though.

Often accompanied by an impromptu Homer Simpson impersonation: "DOH!!"

05-08-2010, 10:47 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunate Accident Well, I spent almost the whole day today on the bike. Met my son and daughter-in-law this morning at my office. When we were getting ready to leave, I mounted the Nomad, kinda plopped into the seat, and then it happened.... I sat on my testicles. Not only was it painful, but trying to hide that pain from observers was a huge challenge. So, as a piece of advice, don't plop, ease ,oh so gently, down into the seat. Especially if you have spectators, an if you are over 50!! Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-08-2010, 10:54 PM	#2
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Unfortunate Accident , gonna have to change your "name" to painful , get well soon, apply ice (cold bottle o beer will do too) __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14
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05-09-2010, 05:57 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Unfortunate Accident I hate it when that happens. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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05-09-2010, 05:21 PM	#4
damark115 Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Methuen MA Posts: 349	Unfortunate Accident Happens more than I like. Only 46. Can't imagine when I hit 60.
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05-09-2010, 06:06 PM	#5
skiman Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Nashville,NC Posts: 782	Unfortunate Accident Sounds like you need one of these __________________ 2002 Nomad 1500 FI 12" buckhorn apes Chuckster air kit Mustang seat and fender bib Avon Venom tires 2 right side Harley mufflers the quiet side. TFI fuel control Progressive 430 shocks 430-4213B (Best Mod to the bike I've made) Progressive fork springs (See Above) Kuryakyn grips A touch of chrome farkles Reckless fairing color match 2 tone paint. Kenwood deck with Polk 5 1/4" speakers. 2007 GSX1250 Stock for now Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-09-2010, 07:55 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunate Accident Ya know, skiman, that just might be the ticket!! ROFL !!
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05-09-2010, 09:18 PM	#7
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Unfortunate Accident Frank, sounds like you need a "nut bra". A quick check for damage is to lay flat on your back in a full tub of bath water. If they float, go get them checked. ::) __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482
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05-09-2010, 09:46 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunate Accident I'm not quite in the same shape as the bull in "Wild Hogs", but I'll pass on the nut bra. Looks too uncomfortable. I'll take my chances on not sitting on them.
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05-11-2010, 09:13 AM	#9
patmahoney Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hingham, MA Posts: 450	Unfortunate Accident ROFLMAO Hope you feel better soon. Sorry I don't normally get pleasure from others pain, but.... __________________ 2002 Nomad 1500 - Black and Red 2011 Nomad 1700 - Black and Silver MAPGR Ride Captain Enjoy the ride....
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05-11-2010, 02:37 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunate Accident Hey, you shoulda been there. ;)
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05-11-2010, 06:49 PM	#11
oldbikers Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sardis Mississippi Posts: 3,513	Unfortunate Accident Been there done that and that is one thing I can remember :'( __________________ Jim Hardin Sardis MS Kawanow # 453 Proud PGR member
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05-11-2010, 08:08 PM	#12
radco Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dedham Maine Posts: 4,199	Unfortunate Accident The Nut Bra works.. KEEPs my Boys safe:) __________________
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05-11-2010, 10:39 PM	#13
dougster Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Crete, Nebraska Posts: 679	Unfortunate Accident As General MacAulliffe said, "Aw, Nuts!" __________________ Doug Witzke - "Dougster" 2003 Nomad 1500 VBA# 740
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05-11-2010, 11:59 PM	#14
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Unfortunate Accident Plopping down like that makes you sort of plop up rather quickly though. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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