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Old 03-09-2010, 09:43 PM   #1
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Calling Lifeline

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline



Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.



Assholes.................

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Old 03-09-2010, 10:14 PM   #2
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FUNNY!
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Old 03-10-2010, 09:41 AM   #4
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Calling Lifeline

That's great.

I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks so I dialed information.

The operator said they were behind the couch.



They were.
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