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**Idaho** · 08-23-2009, 08:57 AM

I know this does not belong here bit I choose not to visit the joke section for my own reasons and thought this was cute. Forgive me.

Here's your laugh for today.

*Getting A Parking Ticket **

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. *

*
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was
this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating** **Gestapo.' He finished
the second ticket and put it on

the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on

had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

*

pirate · 08-23-2009, 10:34 AM

Ha, I like it!!!

unwind2 · 08-23-2009, 11:44 AM

**glwilson** · 08-23-2009, 01:04 PM

landman · 08-23-2009, 05:16 PM

now that's what i call a great sense of humor.see,even clean
humor can be funny.

macmac · 08-23-2009, 06:09 PM

Waugh! That was just GREAT!

socwkbiker · 08-24-2009, 09:28 PM

**jmorrow** · 08-25-2009, 02:50 AM

dougster · 08-25-2009, 11:36 AM

Hilarious!

sarge1057 · 08-25-2009, 03:28 PM

That made my day

jamiep24 · 08-25-2009, 09:02 PM

That should give us all some ideas!

08-23-2009, 08:57 AM	#1
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Funny I know this does not belong here bit I choose not to visit the joke section for my own reasons and thought this was cute. Forgive me. Here's your laugh for today. Getting A Parking Ticket * The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. * * I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. * __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-23-2009, 10:34 AM	#2
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	Funny Ha, I like it!!!
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08-23-2009, 11:44 AM	#3
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08-23-2009, 01:04 PM	#4
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	Funny __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417
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08-23-2009, 05:16 PM	#5
landman Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: wheatland,wy. Posts: 3,642	Funny now that's what i call a great sense of humor.see,even clean humor can be funny. __________________ bob wittman VBA # 745 COG #11621 wheatland,wy. rallies-custer 09,kalispell 10,crescent city 11,kanab 12,estes park 13,orifino 14.,red lodge 16 2015 ninja 1000 abs 2014 concourse 14 2012 concourse 14-sold 2011 vaquero-sold 2008 nomad-sold 2005 classic-sold Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-23-2009, 06:09 PM	#6
macmac Sr. Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tamworth New Hampster 06 1600 Posts: 12,484	Funny Waugh! That was just GREAT! __________________ 06 1600 Nomad Just call me Mac molon labe come and get it
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08-24-2009, 09:28 PM	#7
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Funny __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
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08-25-2009, 02:50 AM	#8
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Funny __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146
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08-25-2009, 11:36 AM	#9
dougster Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Crete, Nebraska Posts: 679	Funny Hilarious! __________________ Doug Witzke - "Dougster" 2003 Nomad 1500 VBA# 740
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08-25-2009, 03:28 PM	#10
sarge1057 Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: ,,,,,,,,,,,, Posts: 1,426	Funny That made my day
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08-25-2009, 09:02 PM	#11
jamiep24 Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Yazoo City, Ms Posts: 965	Funny That should give us all some ideas!
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