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10-19-2007, 11:46 AM
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A new (and very timely) twist on an old joke.
>> >> >> >> HER DIARY >> Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made >> plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was >> shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought >> he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but >> he made no comment. >> >> Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we >> go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but >> he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was >> wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my >> fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to >> do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told >> him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept >> driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know >> why he didn't say, 'I love you too.' >> >> When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if >> he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat >> there and watched TV He seemed distant and absent. >> Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes >> later he came to bed, and to my surprise he >> responded to my caress and we made love, but I still >> felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were >> somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. >> >> I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his >> thoughts are with someone else. My life is a >> disaster. >> >> HIS DIARY >> >> Today the Red Sox's lost, but at least I got laid. >> |
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10-20-2007, 09:50 AM
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I knooooooooow!
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10-21-2007, 01:56 PM
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Men really are simple creatures.
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10-21-2007, 03:23 PM
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Providing offspring, shelter and protection. If you need more, you need another woman...not a man...
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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited  There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them.  The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005 |
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10-22-2007, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Jefferson City, MO
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This story is so true. It's simple, feed us or f**k us. Either will make us happy.
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10-28-2007, 08:40 AM
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