Fart Football

**Cajunrider** · 06-23-2009, 11:40 AM

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
When the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,
And accidentally sh*ts in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides

Yellow Jacket · 06-23-2009, 02:25 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-23-2009, 04:04 PM

beezer · 06-23-2009, 04:51 PM

GTF out

socwkbiker · 06-23-2009, 10:11 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-17-2009, 11:22 PM

06-23-2009, 11:40 AM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, And accidentally sh*ts in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

06-23-2009, 02:25 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Fart Football __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

06-23-2009, 04:04 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Fart Football __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-23-2009, 04:51 PM	#4
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06-23-2009, 10:11 PM	#5
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08-17-2009, 11:22 PM	#6
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