Hot in Minnesota

rooster1 · 11-10-2008, 12:10 PM

It was a very hot, steamy July day in Minnesota. Helga, a hard working Swedish woman, had just hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning.

"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?"

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.

"Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer."

The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks! Und how's yer pecker?"

socwkbiker · 11-10-2008, 12:21 PM

bear · 11-10-2008, 12:28 PM

I've been to Minnesota and they really talk like that!!

Yellow Jacket · 11-10-2008, 02:09 PM

LOL

**jmorrow** · 11-10-2008, 04:23 PM

**ringadingh** · 11-12-2008, 12:55 AM

LOL

11-10-2008, 12:10 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Hot in Minnesota It was a very hot, steamy July day in Minnesota. Helga, a hard working Swedish woman, had just hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed by a tavern. As the cool air rushed out through the open doorway, Helga thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks! Und how's yer pecker?"

11-10-2008, 12:21 PM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Hot in Minnesota __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

11-10-2008, 12:28 PM	#3
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Hot in Minnesota I've been to Minnesota and they really talk like that!!

11-10-2008, 02:09 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Hot in Minnesota LOL __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

11-10-2008, 04:23 PM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Hot in Minnesota __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-12-2008, 12:55 AM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Hot in Minnesota LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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