The Hotel Bill

**ringadingh** · 10-18-2009, 07:34 AM

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...

Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00!

When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them," the man complains.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.

"But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50.00."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have

fish · 10-18-2009, 07:46 AM

NyhtRyder · 10-18-2009, 07:47 AM

tex · 10-19-2009, 03:24 AM

now that got me laughing

vidornomad · 10-19-2009, 10:33 AM

Good one.

blowndodge · 10-20-2009, 05:49 PM

very good!!!

**Cajunrider** · 10-20-2009, 06:10 PM

LOL.

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-30-2009, 12:19 AM

Enjoyed it.

psychocycle · 11-07-2009, 07:01 PM

10-18-2009, 07:34 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Hotel Bill Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00! When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what amenity the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50.00." "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-18-2009, 07:46 AM	#2
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10-18-2009, 07:47 AM	#3
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10-19-2009, 03:24 AM	#4
tex Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 40	The Hotel Bill now that got me laughing

10-19-2009, 10:33 AM	#5
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	The Hotel Bill Good one.

10-20-2009, 05:49 PM	#6
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10-20-2009, 06:10 PM	#7
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10-30-2009, 12:19 AM	#8
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Hotel Bill Enjoyed it. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

11-07-2009, 07:01 PM	#9
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