Very Drunk

**ringadingh** · 07-01-2008, 02:27 PM

Two buddies, Bob and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bob throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Steve says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Bob stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! MyGod, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not t O slur his words, Bob says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.."
"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."

07-01-2008, 04:12 PM

Now that is just wrong!!!!

Don't think I've EVER been THAT drunk before!!!

**jmorrow** · 07-01-2008, 06:11 PM

socwkbiker · 07-01-2008, 07:41 PM

beezer · 07-01-2008, 07:53 PM

I know of a Bob and a Steve Steve

**ringadingh** · 07-01-2008, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beezer

I know of a Bob and a Steve Steve

Do you think somebody followed us to that bar?

bear · 07-02-2008, 12:02 PM

PEEEUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

justbrian · 07-02-2008, 09:12 PM

nice....Lucky lady

07-01-2008, 02:27 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Very Drunk Two buddies, Bob and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Bob throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!" Steve says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Bob stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! MyGod, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not t O slur his words, Bob says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.." "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too." __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-01-2008, 04:12 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Very Drunk Now that is just wrong!!!! Don't think I've EVER been THAT drunk before!!!

07-01-2008, 06:11 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Very Drunk __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-01-2008, 07:41 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Very Drunk __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-01-2008, 07:53 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Very Drunk I know of a Bob and a Steve Steve __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-02-2008, 12:02 PM	#7
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Very Drunk PEEEUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

07-02-2008, 09:12 PM	#8
justbrian Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wilmington NC Posts: 275	Very Drunk nice....Lucky lady

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