The lone ranger rides again

11-29-2007, 05:09 PM

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians...

*The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that
evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You
have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You
are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone.

The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . BRING POSSE".

beezer · 11-29-2007, 08:05 PM

uhhhh.....I don't get it

11-29-2007, 08:26 PM

come on beeeeeez.....i don't believe you...you're just going thru Cowboys withdrawals.....

basco · 11-29-2007, 08:32 PM

come on beezer he didnt want a little posse
he wanted a big POSSE

beezer · 11-29-2007, 09:03 PM

a big what?

11-29-2007, 09:23 PM

a big kitty

beezer · 11-29-2007, 09:47 PM

no thanks, I already have one

socwkbiker · 11-30-2007, 03:07 PM

A small kitty? A shaved kitty? A trimmed kitty? A snapping kitty?

basco · 11-30-2007, 07:43 PM

come on you know some cootersnap

dip · 11-30-2007, 08:28 PM

OHHH...I got it :)

11-29-2007, 05:09 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	The lone ranger rides again The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... *The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone. The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the last time . BRING POSSE".

11-29-2007, 08:05 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	The lone ranger rides again uhhhh.....I don't get it __________________ 2012 FLHTK

11-29-2007, 08:26 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	The lone ranger rides again come on beeeeeez.....i don't believe you...you're just going thru Cowboys withdrawals.....

11-29-2007, 08:32 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The lone ranger rides again come on beezer he didnt want a little posse he wanted a big POSSE

11-29-2007, 09:03 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	The lone ranger rides again a big what? __________________ 2012 FLHTK

11-29-2007, 09:23 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	The lone ranger rides again a big kitty

11-29-2007, 09:47 PM	#7
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	The lone ranger rides again no thanks, I already have one __________________ 2012 FLHTK

11-30-2007, 03:07 PM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	The lone ranger rides again A small kitty? A shaved kitty? A trimmed kitty? A snapping kitty? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

11-30-2007, 07:43 PM	#9
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The lone ranger rides again come on you know some cootersnap

11-30-2007, 08:28 PM	#10
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