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03-06-2014, 03:37 AM
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Elderly Man Goes Into the Pharmacy
An elderly gentleman went into his local pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to refill his prescription for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "No problem, sir. How many would you like?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 3, but cut each one into 5 pieces." The pharmacist said, "It's not going to work that well, cutting the Viagra that many times." The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want to stop peeing on my slippers." Why are elderly men in nursing homes given Viagra at night? It stops them rolling out of bed. 
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03-06-2014, 06:49 PM
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03-09-2014, 07:10 AM
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I'm sceered I'd roll off the bed anyway and poke a hole through the floor.
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