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06-13-2017, 03:12 PM | #1 |
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Safe At Last!
From a Southern Gentleman Genius:
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole. Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today. Hot Dang.....Safe at last.
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06-13-2017, 03:47 PM | #2 |
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06-13-2017, 04:12 PM | #3 |
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Brilliant!!
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06-13-2017, 06:57 PM | #4 |
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Great Idea, but now that you told everybody about it. Everyone is going to be doing it. That's how these great idea's get ruined
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06-14-2017, 06:41 AM | #5 |
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Right On !
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06-14-2017, 12:39 PM | #6 |
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Good Idea!
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06-14-2017, 12:53 PM | #7 |
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He's got it all figured out. Way to go! lol
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06-14-2017, 03:00 PM | #8 |
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Sad, but more than the truth !
Need rebel flags or more ? check out : http://rednecknationstrong.com/ Been there in person, great guys, great products. Cu, Sven
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07-15-2017, 12:32 PM | #9 |
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Just keep a eye on those TSA agents when flying, they might wanna get frisky with ya with a burka!
Flew to Seattle last year at Christmas, had on Jeans, support your fat mexican tee under my leather jacket, Leather lanyard on my bikers wallet, black cowboy hat with skulls hatband. They acted like they were gonna do a PatDown....I spoke 'Tread lightly boys....ya'll don't want nunna this shit'.... Right ahead of me they'd patted down a 80 yr. old woman....guess they thought her ben-gay was suspicious.... Wonder if a person can get ISUS dew-rags?????
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11-08-2017, 12:39 AM | #10 |
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It"s a winner.
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11-08-2017, 08:41 AM | #11 |
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Great ideas! My burka is on order.
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