A Trip to the Meat Market

**ringadingh** · 05-06-2009, 09:21 AM

A meat counter clerk, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be $6.35," he told the customer.
"That really is a little too small," said the woman. "Don't you have anything larger?"

Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took the same one out again.

"This one," he said faintly, " will be $6.65."

The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision. "I know what," she said, "I'll take both of them!"

Yellow Jacket · 05-06-2009, 11:09 AM

Out smarted himself again.

vidornomad · 05-07-2009, 03:17 PM

There ya go, that would be my luck.

05-06-2009, 09:21 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A Trip to the Meat Market A meat counter clerk, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be $6.35," he told the customer. "That really is a little too small," said the woman. "Don't you have anything larger?" Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took the same one out again. "This one," he said faintly, " will be $6.65." The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision. "I know what," she said, "I'll take both of them!" __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-06-2009, 11:09 AM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	A Trip to the Meat Market Out smarted himself again. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

05-07-2009, 03:17 PM	#3
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	A Trip to the Meat Market There ya go, that would be my luck.

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