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Old 01-31-2010, 05:19 PM   #1
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JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL



JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL
You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".
Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California
Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.
Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
READY? NOW PAY ATTENTION ...
Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year.
Now take 30% away for state and federal tax;
Joe Legal NOW HAS $31,231.00.
Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year.
Jose Illegal pays no taxes.
Jose Illegal NOW HAS $31,200.00!
Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal NOW HAS $24,031.00.
Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year.
Jose Illegal STILL HAS $31,200.00
Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare.
Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year.
Joe Legal NOW HAS $18,031.00.
Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare.
Jose Illegal STILL HAS $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year.
Joe Legal NOW HAS $9,631.00.
Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy.
Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year.
Jose Illegal STILL HAS $ 31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance.
Joe Legal NOW HAS $7,231.00.
Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and STILL HAS $31,200.00.
JOES LEGAL HAS TO MAKE HIS $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.
JOSE ILLEGAL HAS TO MAKE HIS $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities,
gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.
Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school.
Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored ("free") lunch.
Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.
DO YOU GET IT NOW?
If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegaL aliens...
You are part of the problem!
It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans (NATIVE BORN & LEGAL IMMIGRANTS!)!















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Old 01-31-2010, 06:38 PM   #2
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That really drives home the point... . Illegal aliens are a huge drain on services. It's a scam that many politicians don't seem concerned about. That scares me....
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Old 01-31-2010, 07:55 PM   #3
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I think come election time we should all look at the issues and where each politician stands. I am definitely all for voting out anyone that is in office now. I have one Senator that I can vote against and I hope others in my state do as I do and send Richard Shelby into retirement.
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That was an interesting read.
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You have to remember,a politicians primary function is to get REELECTED. Why do you think there are some politicians that want to give JOSE the right to vote and be counted in the census. If we can fix the "political" problems in this country,then the "Jose" problem will get fixed as well.



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Old 02-01-2010, 02:40 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by Wandering Nomad "Darksider"
You have to remember,a politicians primary function is to get REELECTED. Why do you think there are some politicians that want to give JOSE the right to vote and be counted in the census. If we can fix the "political" problems in this country,then the "Jose" problem will get fixed as well.

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